Friday, June 12, 2009

Politically correct childrens songs

Every night Noah and I have a routine. Well, actually, we have a routine for the entire day, but this story really only applies to the bedtime routine.
I give him his bath, and then I feed him in his room, while singing to him, before he goes to bed.
A few nights ago I was singing "Jesus Loves the Little Children," and I thought, "wow, this is really politically incorrect." So I thought I'd write the politically correct version of it. It would go something like this-

A higher being has a non-sexual agape feeling for the young people
All the young people of the world
Indian, Asian, African-American, and caucasion,
They are precious in his visual abilities
A higher being has a non-sexual agape feeling for the young people of the world


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