Most of these have to do with being to a mommy to a baby specifically, but parents of older kids probably still remember what I'm talking about.
You might be a mommy if...
...you know that car seats have expiration dates.
...most of your reading material is printed on cardboard.
...after being thrown up on, you clean up the baby before you clean up yourself.
...you find yourself swaying....when the baby is nowhere around.
...you know that there are more than one size of pacifier.
...you get excited when diapers are on sale.
...you own miniature hangers.
...you name stuffed animals regularly. (Ok, so that one might just be me.)
...you talk about yourself in the third person....several times a day. (Momma's gonna get you!)
...you know what the ratio of formula to water is without even thinking about it.
...you plan your alcohol consumption well in advance.
...your dates are based around someone else's schedule....your babysitter's.
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