American Idol. Again.

Group Song

They should all stop dancing. Now.

American Idol Commentary

Kai Kalama

I want to set something on his head.

Jasmine Murray

Where's the other half of her forehead?

Jesse Langseth

Found it!

(Credit for the last one goes to my husband, Josh. Ain't 'e funny? Hehe)

Plane tickets

I was online buying plane tickets for our next trip back to GA and since we'll have a 6 month old baby, I was looking at the options for "special services." I thought that maybe a baby would fit into this catagory and I could request which section of the plane we sat in. Turns out that's not the case. I did find something else I thought was interesting. Stretcher assistance. Yeah, apparently there are people who know in advance that they need this service. "Uh, yeah, I think I may be severely maimed at some point on this trip and might need some assistance with my stretcher." Really?

Just for fun

How to Give Your Pet Rock a Bath

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

There are lots of ways to keep your rock clean and tidy, but this is one of the best methods.

Steps

1. First, get something like a bowl, or sink to bathe your rock.
   
2. Get a bottle of shampoo and put on a small dot of shampoo on only one side. Then rub, and repeat on the other side.
   
3. Rinse!! To really get that sparkle on your rock, put on an extra blob of shampoo and scrub the rock really hard in your hands, then rinse. Scrub like you were actually washing your hands.
   
4. Then wrap up your rock in either a napkin or a small towel, it doesn't matter.
   
5. Congrats, you now have a healthier cleaner rock!
   

Tips

• Rough skinned rocks will need more cleaning and attention to cleaning because there will be more cracks and crevices for dirt to get into.
  
• Make sure you have warm water in the bowl!
  

Warnings

• Don't use water that is to hot! You can burn your dear rock and yourself!
  

Things You'll Need

• Warm water
  
• Bowl
  
• Towel/napkin
  
• Shampoo
  

My pudding

Now made with fresh cream?

This is an improvement?

What was it made with before?